On the Acts of the Apostles

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And last, but certainly not least, we present you with a once-in-a-lifetime experience! We have a fragment of the Axe of the Apostles - here, in our home. We suppose this to be the axe that cut off John the Baptist head, and was later carried by Peter. For a paltry sum, you may come and kiss it, and you will be thereafter blessed. We are open from 10a.m.-2p.m. Monday through Friday. If a pilgrimage to our house is out of your reach, you may Pay Pal us the required fees, and we will send you a picture of it. If you kiss the picture it will do you quite as much good as if you had literally made the pilgrimage and kissed it in person.